Wife : You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office.why?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, i look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see how miraculous and powerful i am for you?
Husband : Yes, i see your picture and say to myself, " what other problem can there be greater than this one? "
Wife : honey....... what are you looking for?
Husband : nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? you've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband : i was just looking for the expiration date
Wife : do you want dinner?
Husband : sure, what are my choices?
Wife : yes and no
a wife asked her husband: " what do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
he looked at her from head to toe and replied: " i like your sense of humor"
girl to her boyfriend: “one kiss and i'll be yours forever”.
the guy replies: “thanks for the warning”.
Son : “mom, when i was on the bus with dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. “
Mom : ” well, you have done the right thing. “
Son : “but, mom i was sitting on daddy's lap”
interviewer to millionaire: to whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
millionaire : i owe everything to my wife
interviewer: wow, she must be some woman.What were you before you married her?
Millionaire : A BILLIONAIRE
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